26 October 2006

Dear Hugo Boss,

You are the reason why I am covered in bite marks and bruises, Sunny blacked out and Mario, to the very hour, is still m.i.a. However, all is forgiven due to your generosity. We greatly appreciated your distribution of free alcohol, that of which we consumed the sum of our body weight, and the 30% coupons to your flagship store. Rodeo Drive looks marvelous draped in carpet. However, we were a bit unsettled by the caged birds and white mice you placed in glass cocktail tables simply for aesthetics. Also thank you for giving the cougars a playground.

Until next time...